Where has Juice been???

I'm still alive bitches! Currently I'm lying low in a remote village somewhere near ancient moving rocks, glaciers and other pioneers like myself. I have left Japan and I travel for greater things than pussy and notoriety. I seek to be bigger and better and hope to find solace in education.

I am going to Europe for 5 weeks beginning next week. Copenhagen will be home base. Wish me luck. You'll be able to recognize me in Europe by the way I'll be picking up your girl. After I'm done with her she will be handing me her money... and yours too.

Peace!
-J

Will HOST for School

Dear readers.

I am going to reality(The U.S.A.) by the end of the year. I have enjoyed filling your minds with illusions of granduer and other such mental masturbation that I also love so dearly. The journey has not stopped, nor will it. At this time very moment, my dick vibrates with excitement. I am returning to something so close to my cold iron heart. Yes, great news bitches... Hosting!


I will be busy, and I'll be sure to keep you updated. Im actually working right now to get together a strong team of ho's to spend bills on yours truly. I will be going to college with the money raised, 95% of it will go to shopping and other forms of gross consumerism. Support the students!

Thailand, trick central...

I'm in Thailand as I write this... For a looooooong vacation. Ive been here about 6 hours and as far as girls go, I am pleasantly surprised to find that they can be absolutely stunning, but my favorite so far has been a Cambodian prostitute. My goal is to get with one Japanese tourist while I'm here. After all it is spring break for them.

If anybody recognizes me give me a shout or drop a comment if you have time to chill. You can recognize me as the guy who is actively seeking Japanese girls. Its amazing to see so many foreigners. I feel like I am almost back home(U...S of A Goddammit) with all these fat blonde chicks and sweaty dudes wearing wifebeaters.

The adventure continues.